Posts Tagged ‘puns’

Small car, small victory

August 24, 2016

By Matthew E. Milliken
MEMwrites.wordpress.com
Aug. 24, 2016

On Wednesday afternoon, I was walking to my car when I spotted a Mini Cooper that I thought belonged to my friend D—.

On a whim, I circled around the automobile, looking for D—’s distinctive license plate. (He’s fond of a particular Scrabble word, naturally.)

The car wasn’t his; instead, the license plate said, “FLUDCOOP.”

Hmm, I thought to myself. Flood Coop? I wondered if the car had been submerged, or if might be a replacement for a vehicle that had once been flooded.

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Cheeps and Chirps for July 2, 2016

July 2, 2016

By Matthew E. Milliken
MEMwrites.wordpress.com
July 2, 2016

Please enjoy some more recent odds and ends from my Twitter feed.

• Comedy!

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