Cheeps and Chirps — belated July 2016 Democratic National Convention edition!

By Matthew E. Milliken
MEMwrites.wordpress.com
Aug. 12, 2016

Yep — have some more Twitter!

• Comedy!

Way too watery, dude. @davetrek42 https://t.co/ukY0zmlCf6

— (( Matt Milliken )) (@memomoment) July 31, 2016

#Spotted: A dastardly knitter has struck outside the Arts Center in Cary, N.C. pic.twitter.com/KAJ2nlZBuE

— (( Matt Milliken )) (@memomoment) July 30, 2016

Hipster doctor: <Sniffs> I’m sorry, but are you SURE that this case of Zika was contracted locally?

— (( Matt Milliken )) (@memomoment) July 29, 2016

Sometimes we get the spambots we want, not the spambots we deserve. @daniel_barker

— (( Matt Milliken )) (@memomoment) July 26, 2016

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Cheeps and Chirps — belated July 2016 Republican National Convention edition!

By Matthew E. Milliken
MEMwrites.wordpress.com
Aug. 11, 2016

Twitter feed, represent!

• Sadly, this could be an evergreen tweet

I don't like cops shooting civilians.

I don't like civilians shooting cops.

I don't like civilians shooting civilians.

Do better America.

— (( Matt Milliken )) (@memomoment) July 17, 2016

 

• Reminder: The U.S. is still at war

Awful: A U.S. air strike mistakenly killed more than 85 civilians, including children, in Syria on Tuesday. https://t.co/192jMhFNts

— (( Matt Milliken )) (@memomoment) July 20, 2016

 

• Comedy!

GET A JOB, YOU GUYS! @memomoment https://t.co/hra8vjYlIo

— (( Matt Milliken )) (@memomoment) July 21, 2016

Man outside coffee shop: I’m hanging my dog here.
Me: Oh, OK!
Man: He rarely eats anybody.
Me, laughing: Let’s hope I’m not the exception!

— (( Matt Milliken )) (@memomoment) July 19, 2016

(I’m sitting on the bench outside @joevangogh on Broad Street in #DurhamNC, if you must know!) @memomoment https://t.co/3zMKEPyf5T

— (( Matt Milliken )) (@memomoment) July 19, 2016