By Matthew E. Milliken
MEMwrites.wordpress.com
Aug. 27, 2016
• Comedy!
The digitized scribblings of Matthew E. Milliken
By Matthew E. Milliken
MEMwrites.wordpress.com
Aug. 27, 2016
• Comedy!
Prove it, buster. @thejamietighe https://t.co/61hu397DiB
— (( Matt Milliken )) (@memomoment) August 26, 2016
My child looks up from his textbook.
‘What side did you fight with in the Great Twitter War of 2016, daddy?’
I clench my fists in fury.
— (( Matt Milliken )) (@memomoment) August 25, 2016
No, Angela, I didn't 'fuck up' at making popcorn; I heroically succeeded in creating charcoal!
— (( Matt Milliken )) (@memomoment) August 22, 2016
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