25 listicles that I will never write

July 10, 2013

By Matthew E. Milliken
July 10, 2013

15 Grumpy-Looking Cats

Seven Lively Sins

Great Britain’s 10 Best-Loved Prepositions

13 Exemplary Uses of Onomatopoeia in 20th-Century American Children’s Literature

O-High-Ohhh!: The 11 Longest Punts in Ohio Pop Warner Football

17 Dog-Goned Good Dogs

Cappuccin-O: Nine Cutting-Edge Coffeehouses in Eugene, Oregon

14 for ’14: Knitting Blogs that Will Keep You in Stitches in 2014

Poe-Tay-Toe, Poe-Tah-Toe: Six Top Word Pronunciation Controversies

The Fulsome 15: Top Fullbacks of the National Football League

All 27 Amendments to the United States Constitution, Ranked from Best to Worst

19 Vice Presidential Pets that Captured America’s Hearts

Seven Stupendous Community Gardens in Visalia, Calif.

“Hit Me!”: 21 Professional Blackjack Players Share the Best Life Advice They’ve Ever Received

The 18 Wurst Typos Ever Printed by Rhode Island Community Newspapers

“You Sank My Battleship!”: The Five Most Memorable Slogans in the History of Board-Game Marketing

Four Pun-tastically Named Plumbing Firms in Fargo, N.D.

20 Under 12: Legends of Louisiana Little League

Three Feed-Lot Twitter Accounts that Absolutely Every Farmer Should Follow

Nine-Pack: The All-Time Best-Selling Beer Brands of the Kenosha, Wis., Kwik Trip

23 Compelling Campaign Slogans Used in Board of Selectman Elections in Danvers, Conn.

Eight Cemeteries that Every Wyoming Resident Should Visit

South Carolina’s 24 Best Soccer Fields

Not-So-Sweet 16: The Most Lopsided Girls’ Volleyball Playoff Defeats in Arizona High School History

29 Arby’s Managers with the Most Meteoric Career Arcs

19 Thoroughly Generic Residential Neighborhoods in Raleigh, N.C.

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